The Breton Cracker

May 02 2012
Whiterun symbol, healed.

Whiterun symbol, healed.

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Apr 11 2012
A chair with a boner in it should never be wasted.

A chair with a boner in it should never be wasted.

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Apr 08 2012
Oh, it’s the Thane of Whiterun.

Oh, it’s the Thane of Whiterun.

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Mar 27 2012
I don’t understand why anyone would kill an NPC in their house…because then the body is just there all the time. At least go drop their body in a river somewhere and give them a decent send off if you’re going to go murder Housecarls just doing their jobs.
skyrimconfessions:

i always got jealous when i walked into my Honeyside home and saw Farkas and Iona eating together. just them being under the same roof while i was away for weeks at a time drove me to murdering Iona in my home and leaving her body by the fireplace.
http://skyrimconfessions.tumblr.com/

I don’t understand why anyone would kill an NPC in their house…because then the body is just there all the time. At least go drop their body in a river somewhere and give them a decent send off if you’re going to go murder Housecarls just doing their jobs.

skyrimconfessions:

i always got jealous when i walked into my Honeyside home and saw Farkas and Iona eating together. just them being under the same roof while i was away for weeks at a time drove me to murdering Iona in my home and leaving her body by the fireplace.

http://skyrimconfessions.tumblr.com/

(Source: skyrimconfessionss)

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Mar 14 2012
Vilkas! Why is there a Drought of Vigor in your room in Jorrvaskr?! Is it because you like a second round, or is there a ‘problem’ you failed to disclose to me?

Vilkas! Why is there a Drought of Vigor in your room in Jorrvaskr?! Is it because you like a second round, or is there a ‘problem’ you failed to disclose to me?

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Mar 12 2012
You’re a tease.

You’re a tease.

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bulundu said: Does Vilkas really say that if you take your clothes off or is that a gag? Ha, it's awesome either way. XD

No gag, this truly happened, haha.

He usually responds with “By Ysmir’s Beard, you’ll freeze to death!” which made this discovery even more surprising.

It caught me off guard which is why the picture is so wonky. I had to scramble to catch it! I spent a few more attempts to see if he would say it again, but alas.

Think I just caught him in a really good mood.

ETA: When you have him as a spouse or a follower, he doesn’t care how naked you are.

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fuckyeahvilkas:

bretoncracker:

I always knew I made the right choice in marriage.

lol :) I must try that too!

Usually he just tells me I’ll freeze to death…which is why this photo is so haphazardly taken. Took me by surprise, haha.

fuckyeahvilkas:

bretoncracker:

I always knew I made the right choice in marriage.

lol :) I must try that too!

Usually he just tells me I’ll freeze to death…which is why this photo is so haphazardly taken. Took me by surprise, haha.

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Mar 11 2012
I always knew I made the right choice in marriage.

I always knew I made the right choice in marriage.

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Mar 10 2012
OH FARENGAR, TEACH ME THE WAYS OF YOUR ARCANE LOVE.(Yes, I realize now it should be talent, not knowledge. I am a horrible stalker, can’t even remember the things he says. Too busy looking at that sexy robed figure.)

OH FARENGAR, TEACH ME THE WAYS OF YOUR ARCANE LOVE.

(Yes, I realize now it should be talent, not knowledge. I am a horrible stalker, can’t even remember the things he says. Too busy looking at that sexy robed figure.)

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